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WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

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The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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    9 days ago

    thankfully, one meter is under a yard.

    you just need to dig for it!

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