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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Surprised doctors find 10-inch worm in man's groin during elective surgery

arstechnica.com

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Surprised doctors find 10-inch worm in man's groin during elective surgery

arstechnica.com

shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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Oddly, it wasn't the first time this had happened to the man.
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    Imagine shooting a load and it crawls back up your dick for some reason.

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        comic featuring one really big sperm

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        What the fuck is wrong with you.

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        It would probably be as scary to be a girl having her first sex.

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          Or ever. Unprotected sex meaning you have to fish out the little bugger, though it’d make avoiding unwanted pregnancy easier. You’d just need a little net, maybe a bait trap.

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        You saw this and decided to share it.

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        https://youtu.be/gtPxuC60GU4

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        I recognise that name

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      No

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        :(

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        LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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        Why not?

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      How does it crawl back after i swallow

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        Just watch baby

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