If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital
I found a new entry for the bucket list: ass plasma!
Why not Plassma?
You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.
A Bec would be trickier, though.
please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum

Just don’t do doggy with a kyber buttplug, you’re one fart away from manslaughter
Can’t spell manslaughter without man’s laughter!
The ass produces nothing, it’s merely a conduit.
I hate in courtrooms when the prosecutor produces a witness and everyone has to wait nine months.
OP’s can’t produce condensates, plasma, or any of the ~45 niche exotic states of matter?
OP produces all forms of shit, even those not discovered yet.
How about plassma?

Y’all gotta hit up Taco Bell and then add ungodly amounts of third party hot sauce.
Sounds like a plan… 🤔
Hell yeah
It doesn’t produce them. It simply emits them. The whole body produces them as a collective effort.
And the 4th with the help of a lighter.
Regular fire is not plasma.
Is this the moment that someone says “Taco Bell”?
Mfers get the tiniest bit of fiber and capsaicin and suddenly their bodies are all like








