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‘If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they’re not looking, I’m turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!’ --Physics’s mom
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3257/
Never mind that their thumb is now an anti-thumb.
You have to be careful with that logic, or born again right wing christian groups will go nuts. Lemme explain.
If
Christ is everywhere
Then
Christ is in the large Hadron collider.
And if
[stuff] inside the collider becomes anti-[stuff]
Then:
–> The LHC creates the Antichrist.
!!
Then The Antichrist and Christ touches and is turned into energy, and levels half of Switzerland.
One two three four, would you like to play thumbonuclear war?
Behold… The Extra-Large Hadron Collider!
Hell, let’s go American sizes… XXXL Hadron Collider!
This kills the thumb
The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised
Would it actually?
Reads more like a clear no? Even with an actual person who experienced it?
