The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoYour reward for a job well donelemmy.worldimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1773arrow-down14
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minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·1 day agoAlways multiply your estimates by a factor of four. Then find the bottle of green stuff.
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·1 day ago Then find the bottle of green stuff. I don’t know what workplace you’re at, but mine isn’t fancy enough for absinthe.
minus-squareQuandaleDingle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·23 hours agoThat shit looks soo good! 😋🤤
minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoThat’s more addictive than Aldebaran whiskey! And way more expensive too!
minus-squareBonsaiBoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 day agoAre you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now
minus-squarevolore@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoweren’t you just gonna buy more yachts anyways, though?
minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoGee, aren’t yachts amazingly flammable for being watercraft, though?
minus-square🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 hours agoMaking it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.
Always multiply your estimates by a factor of four.
Then find the bottle of green stuff.
I don’t know what workplace you’re at, but mine isn’t fancy enough for absinthe.
What i was picturing lol
That shit looks soo good! 😋🤤
That’s more addictive than Aldebaran whiskey! And way more expensive too!
Are you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now
weren’t you just gonna buy more yachts anyways, though?
Gee, aren’t yachts amazingly flammable for being watercraft, though?
Making it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.