Woman on ground: “How long will the ambulance be?”

Man aiding her: “Seventeen feet, six inches.”

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      5 days ago

      If she’s already in that bad of shape, you could probably do it with a pretty small ambulance.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          5 days ago

          wait how much. legitimately how much.

          my emergencies i can sit in the passenger seat and vomit out the window. a roll cage would be fine if my wife can drive like a pope (90+ and ignoring stop signals. i promise i only had to think like fifteen minutes on how to make that punchline work i wanted to stick with driving like a pope it sounded funny). how much. i know that totally looks like a video game but i would promise not to abuse it.

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          3 days ago

          Typically, tires are positioned in parallel one to another, normally would be quite sub optimal due to friction, air resistance, temperature and what not since 1 tire is always not spinning but dragging

          :3