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minus-squareTiral@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·29 days agoAs an atheist that would legitimately make me turn Christian.
minus-squareProfessorozone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·29 days agoI don’t think you’re doing atheist correctly.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·29 days agoNo evidence that the jesus team dropped the sat though
minus-squarezbyte64@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·29 days agoSo you’re saying it was Space Jesus?
minus-squareLeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-229 days agoIt was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·29 days agoHe was nailed on a % sign.
As an atheist that would legitimately make me turn Christian.
I don’t think you’re doing atheist correctly.
No evidence that the jesus team dropped the sat though
So you’re saying it was Space Jesus?
It was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
He was nailed on a % sign.