The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agoStuck in the middle with youlemmy.worldimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1838arrow-down112
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minus-squareP1k1e@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 month agoAnd I can’t even get a handjob at Starbucks
minus-squarenek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoA gentleman’s latte, you say
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoNot with that attitude, you just need to lower your standards on who is giving. Have you tried just making an announcement when you walk in like “I’ll give $50 for a hand job, right now, in the back”
And I can’t even get a handjob at Starbucks
A gentleman’s latte, you say
Better get it later than never.
Not with that attitude, you just need to lower your standards on who is giving. Have you tried just making an announcement when you walk in like “I’ll give $50 for a hand job, right now, in the back”
These prices are OUTRAGEOUS
Fine, how much you got?
38 cents and a twix wrapper