You people decided you didn’t need the UK back in 1776. No take backsies.
But that was over a 20% tariff on tea!
I mean, he decided he didn’t want us just a week ago…
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9dn3j04lydo
Trump accuses Starmer of seeking to ‘join wars after we’ve already won’
It’s already won. What’s the problem?
Ignore that fascist bastards whining. He dug his own ass into it let him dig himself out
He should be pleading. But he is demanding. That’s the weird part. He does not have the cards for demanding.
You break it, you own it. He attacked, without reason. Hell! According to them its not even a war. Get congress to declare war first, then we talk.
Pathetic
US is out of warships? Didn’t see this comming.
Any US-aligned ships which go into the strait of Hormuz without Iran’s blessing will probably be hit by a bunch of drones and sunk. The US wants their puppet states to act as bullet sponges so that fewer Americans die.
Doubtful. But they probably can’t send more without officially having to declared a war. Which Trump alone can’t do. So they are asking other nations to come save him from his own domestic misconduct.
Why wouldn’t he be able to send more warships? AFAIK the only legal limit imposed on the Presidency is a 60 day limit on how long they can deploy troops without declaring a war. However, this has been mostly ignored by US Presidents since the law was passed decades ago. The only part of that law they do follow is notifying Congress.
I honestly don’t know. I can’t say I’m an expert, it was more of an educated guess. Maybe it’s difficult to justify sending more seeing as they’ve already declared victory…
Just one week ago he “truthed”:
The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East. That’s OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don’t need them any longer — But we will remember. We don’t need people that join Wars after we’ve already won!
What? Wasn’t already won one week ago, and no help was needed? Now it needs to beg for help?
Sane-washing title
the US president urged Britain and other nations – including France, China and Japan – to send warships to the area to protect oil tankers from Iranian attacks.
Not a good sign if we are asking China to change our diaper.
"I want Greenland! Give me Greenland, or I’ll go to war with Europe! Give me what I want OR ELSE! "
3 months later:
“You better help me save face from my virtuosically incompetent war strategy OR ELSE!”
“We don’t need your ships”
24 hours later…
“Please send your ships”
“BTW, we already won the war, but please help”
The United States should be annexed by China
Canada sure as fuck doesn’t want it.
maybe let’s not replace one imperialist power with another, hm?
ok i won’t
The United States should be returned to its indigenous people
But as they found it.
This is the same country that was seriously planning to invade and annex Greenland just three months ago. They might have postponed their plans in favor of bombing Iran, but Greenland is still on the table.
So Europe may suffer the economic consequences of this mess, but the White House getting humiliated and the US military getting degraded and bogged down in Iran are both a boon for Europe.
My only fear that some European leaders (looking at you Starmer) might actually be stupid enough to follow them in this folly out of some misplaced sense of appeasement.
Amerisrael is on the genocide route, and Iran is playing the role of Undyne. What a world.
I’m starting to think he was never very good at the businesses and the strategies all along!
“Please spend billions of dollars to pull my ass out of the fire!”
France already told him to go fuck himself.
I’m going to tell you like I told George Bush. Go fuck yourself.
-France
Instead of renaming French Fries to Freedom Fries, they’ll just ban them, and people who make them in their air fryers at home will be designated terrorists, and be executed.
As a result, the potato futures will plunge, and the entire potato industry will be destroyed, farms will go out of business, animal feed will be short, leading to meat shortages.
And the MAGAs will be on TV saying "It was hilarious to see the Libz getting angry because there were no fries at McDonalds, which was our objective.
"The fact that another major commodity market was destroyed as a direct result couldn’t be predicted, and isn’t our fault, or our problem.
“Thanks to President Trump’s leadership, we achieved OUR objective in record time, and this operation was a TOTAL SUCCESS!”
Stop predicting the future right now. Someone might read this!
What in Frankensteins vagflaps is going on with his face? It looks like it was sewn together from discarded bits of uncooked chicken skin
He picks the best people. In this case, a stylist that cant size collars to save his neck image.
It was. His real face is underneath, and it’s much worse.
