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minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·3 months agoThe only thing preventing me from marrying that girl is that she shoots at me whenever I approach.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agoWhat you need is an armed escort. In a month. Then she’ll be all yours!
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoOnce you get through enough armed escorts that there is a pile of bodies to hide behind, she’ll be all yours!
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoDidn’t you kill that girl’s dad a few days ago?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoThe old man had it coming, he was a real piece of shit. I’m not sure what she’s not understanding, I think she’s got some real mental problems. I just worry about her, you know?
The only thing preventing me from marrying that girl is that she shoots at me whenever I approach.
What you need is an armed escort. In a month. Then she’ll be all yours!
Once you get through enough armed escorts that there is a pile of bodies to hide behind, she’ll be all yours!
Didn’t you kill that girl’s dad a few days ago?
The old man had it coming, he was a real piece of shit. I’m not sure what she’s not understanding, I think she’s got some real mental problems. I just worry about her, you know?