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Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

www.independent.co.uk

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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

www.independent.co.uk

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Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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All because of Jimmy fucksalot and his massive cock
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  he dropped his magnum condom for his magnum dong.

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