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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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      Minimum order 12! I don’t need 12, I’m fairly sure I don’t even need 1.

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        It’s meant for Mormon complexes. Gotta get your intimate time in with each wife.

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          How to know he’s really full of shit!

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        i think half of this product would be quite nice, though

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      Only one 7-inch television? Who gets to watch it?

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        Also the iPod docking station. How long are they expecting people to spend on the toilet? Idk about you but when I’m on there longer than a few minutes the last thing I can do is concentrate on watching a movie. I’m busy trying to survive.

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          This product brought to you by Hemorrhoids.

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        The toddler while they have twofer toilet time.

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      This reads like something out of The Sims

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