resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoHidden Camera Build Proves You Can’t Trust Walnutshackaday.comexternal-linkmessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up186arrow-down1external-linkHidden Camera Build Proves You Can’t Trust Walnutshackaday.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square16linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCruxifux@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoMy suspicions about walnuts have finally been vindicated!
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoThose shells — what are they hiding?
minus-squareCruxifux@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoThey’re the testicles of the trees and they’ve tricked us into putting them into our mouths!
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoAt least they taste better than most testicles I’ve had in my mouth before.
minus-squareCruxifux@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThey’re fine if you manscape and season them properly before putting them in your mouth. Testicles I mean, not walnuts. Fuck walnuts and fuck the man for creating them.
minus-squareswab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThat’s why I keep Old Bay on my nightstand
minus-squareCruxifux@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI have a mixture of squeezed mandarin orange, garlic salt, and whisky that I enjoy personally.
My suspicions about walnuts have finally been vindicated!
Those shells — what are they hiding?
They’re the testicles of the trees and they’ve tricked us into putting them into our mouths!
At least they taste better than most testicles I’ve had in my mouth before.
They’re fine if you manscape and season them properly before putting them in your mouth.
Testicles I mean, not walnuts. Fuck walnuts and fuck the man for creating them.
That’s why I keep Old Bay on my nightstand
Old BAE™️.
I have a mixture of squeezed mandarin orange, garlic salt, and whisky that I enjoy personally.