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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press

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      Vot de fok!

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        Holy shit an in the wild Hydraulic Press Channel “Vot De Fok” reference on a random Sunday evening!

        This short thread following the OPs shitpost got me good. Thanks for the uncontrollable 60 seconds of laughter!

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          I love the Hydraulic Press Channel!

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        It some kind ov exploded!

        (I think that was from his folding paper vid? The line stuck with me.)

        (Edit: yep.)

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      And then ultimate-goatse my butthole with the jaws of life.

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        But then the next step absolutely sounded by urethra with Uralmash-15000 deep bore drill.

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          The final step really rustled my jimmies.

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            Poor Harambe. *unzips*

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            😱

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