Stay away from gas station sushi then.

When I was in, if you were drinking with other soldiers in a hotel (which was common) you couldn’t claim rape.

Ooh I love crows.

Learn falconry, buy and train falcon to attack drones.

More seriously those cheaper drones can be taken down fairly easy, especially hovering in one spot. Honestly a few shots from a cheap airsoft gun should do the trick. Or if you can figure out the model, you can get a controller for it, then as it gets close, your controller will take over as it would be the stronger signal. I’m assuming it’s a cheaper model as any serious enthusiast wouldn’t use their drone like this, and cheap models have very basic signals, MAYBE it would have 2 channels to switch back and forth from? So you get the model controller, take over control, land it in your yard and turn it off. Who knows what happened to it after that?

“my humps my humps my humps”

In my experience those are typically shown with blinking arrows giving you a temporary speed boost as well.

You ever tried killing a trumpet vine? That shit will root under a 3 car garage and pop out the other side with a big middle finger.

Yes.

Yup! I got called a “lump” a lot by my mother and step dad at the time. Not because I was fat, but because they said I was lazy. I’m sorry you had to grow up that way.

Lucky! All my mom made me was polyurethane!

Kicks rocks “shucks”

Remembering all the times growing up when teachers suggested I get tested for ADHD and my mom would refuse because she “wanted me to be me, not a zombie” but was wildly disastrous for my future. Now she claims she has it too.

Then she voted for trump 3X.

True, and a beard can be useful to break up the visual lines that the human brain identifies as a face. It’d only be a part of the overall camouflage profile, but if it’s already 1/3 done for you, it’s a win. But I can’t stand my beard getting that long. It’s like wearing a steel wool sweater to me.

Edit: not just human brain, animal brain.

I meant after basic survival needs have been met. Obviously food, water, shelter are more important. But humans are hard wired to feel a sense of some hygiene, though you wouldn’t know it from some people.

Bruh, when you’re out in the shit and get a chance to shave, you do it. If you’re used to a certain length, and CANT shave, it’s like #3 on the list of things you dream about when thinking about getting back to civilization. So if you’re always in the shit, you’ll always put it high on the list.

I ain’t givin you no tree fitty you damn loch ness monster!

They make mushroom gummies too.

Shits too expensive lol

Nope, just wasn’t expecting that.

I’d call 25 more than a few.

My ex and I were roommates with 3 other people. The others were all gone and we were in my room getting ready, she got up to get lube or a vibrating cock ring or something, I can’t remember. But she left the door open. I’m laying there, dick straight up in the air when her cat jumps on my bed. Whatever, it’ll leave when we get down to business. But no, the cat sneakily crawls between my legs and licks the underside of my helmet. Right where that line of skin is that connects head to shaft. I freaked, cat freaked and ran off, I go soft and the mood is over.

If you thought a cats tongue was scratchy on your hand…