People think death is a design flaw until they eventually end up being tortured for hundreds of years without being able to die

Gotta avoid that butterfly effect

Finally some good news

This is why to not be gay you must exclusively have sex with men

That is not…that is not how genetics work! What?

I dont like the terrifying and painful implication that you are gonna be giving birth through your female uretra.

So sorry for your girldick

“She said she was 15 your honor”