I will have to test this theory, before I believe it…

This is doubly appropriate, because I loathe rum. I may unashamedly steal this idea, but with whisky :)

Maybe you can’t see the gap in your education…?

Hey ! Republikkklans are just making up for the lower baby birthrate. If there’s fewer kids, they need to be bigger ones, in order to provide the same critical mass…

Hey, people are having fewer kids these days, so they gotta have bigger ones to make up for the lost mass…

I will join the first religion that allows me to re-unite with my beloved cat, after I die. Stupid christianity tells me that my animals don’t have souls, when in fact, they are far better beings than most humans.

“The plagues will continue until morale improves” kind of vibe, hey?

Sorry…it’s Donny 2 Weeks

I think they should give a NPP to Little Marco, or Steve Witkoff (ewww…), just on the chance that maybe Donny 2 Weeks will stroke out in rage… Or another to Obama, LOL.

Haha. Wouldn’t it be awesome if the next POTUS after Drumpus, was awarded a Peace Prize LOL ? It would be the only reason to wish Mushroom Dick a slightly longer life, so that he can enjoy that moment too.

Yeppers. Childish tantrum incoming in 3…2…

It never has, and never will, coz Fat Donny doesn’t do Learning.

Oh yeah. Anything the orange lard ass fails to win, is stolen. Anything he wins, he cheated.

The only thing the corpulent cunt deserves, is a grave plot in the back of the prison yard. I hope he wins one of those soon.

The lard souffle will want real gold,

If they award the obese orange lard souffle a Nobel Peace Prize, then that will just be another achievement that’s become meaningless. It would be like giving Hitler a Peace Prize for not invading Poland a bit earlier. And Donny 2 Inches body count is in the same magnitude as Adolfs, and still growing. Associating Hitlerpig with anything prestigous will demean and pervert it. EVERYTHING Donny 2 Dolls touches or is associated with, DIES !

Cry harder into your morning vodka, Yuri !

I have bad news for you. China isn’t actually waiting for “russia to win a war first”. They are sitting back, encouraging and aiding ruzzia to use ALL of it’s resources and abilities, and become even weaker in the process. Then, when ruzzia is negligible soon, it might be time to repay some historical insults, hey? And, if by some million to one chance, ruzzia wins against Ukraine, well, China can use that in it’s Taiwan strategy. It’s a win either way, for China. China also has nukes, and I’d bet theirs will work, unlike the ruzzian ones that haven’t been maintained for decades because ruzzian generals all need cash.

Indeed. But I’m also suggesting that the import facilities are targets now, too. If they can’t produce, and can’t import, they will just have to live like the cavemen that ruzzians are.

Being such a midget runt, makes him a hard target LOL.

Much of far eastern ruzzia has original chinese names. If anyone thinks China wants Taiwan back, how do you think they feel about Far Eastern ruzzia? LOL. China is just waiting for ruzzia to finish exhausting themselves, and then maybe ruzzia won’t be the biggest country by land mass anymore. Siberia, and a big chunk of the Arctic also hold much allure for the chinese. Japan should grab Sakhalin and the Kuriles, too. The location of Pootin the Midgets grave, will become ruzzia’s saliva and urine National Reserve.