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2 days agogreat name for a grindcore/death metal band
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also, the continuous path from our mouth to our butthole is a glorified twisty straw
421·5 days agoa reorganization that remaining developers are reportedly convinced will cause irreparable damage to some of the company’s most valuable brands.
if by “damage” they mean reduced quality: LOL
how many years has it been since microsoft prioritized quality? ever?
5·5 days agodidn’t the other como brother turn out to be a shitheel too? or is this just actual politicians
23·7 days agoif i notice myself trying to convince myself that i’m fine to drive, i don’t drive
i love having leftover spaghetti. keep the pasta separate from sauce, put it in a tupperware, add some olive oil, shake to coat, and the pasta stays soft and not sticky. i’ve heard that you shouldn’t do the olive oil thing but i don’t care
“we are here today doing what we do because boredom has guided us toward greater and greater challenges and bigger and more complex brains”
i’m no evolutionary psychologist, but come on… humans evolved bigger brains because we were bored? and yet no other species in the history of the planet has been “bored” enough to evolve intelligence?
5·19 days agoeveryone would be in better shape health-wise.
but also billionaires would lose money, which is why it’ll never happen as things are now
who would have ever guessed that president grab’em by the pussy rapes underaged girls…
MFW having to use windows after switching to linux a year ago
that’s true, i guess it should be called a good movie. but still fuck that movie. there’s enough depressing shit going on in real life, i watch movies to escape, not feel even worse
dude, reading the plot doesn’t convey the depression this movie gives rise to.
Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.
no. “stop the movie before” nothing.
don’t start the movie
lol i know that story and i’m not even clicking that link
the futurama take on that one wrecks me too
before watching marley and me: “hey this looks like a good wholesome funny dog movie, let’s watch it”
after: “FUCK THIS MOVIE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT”
there were frequent bomb threats at my high school in the 90s, everyone called it bombstock because everyone was shuffled outside and people started playing guitars and moshing