Have you seen this monstrosity? This is real! It’s a fucking Balenciaga crocs.

I do wash them with soap and water thoroughly and well and am clean shaven. I still don’t think they’re clean enough compared to exposed skin like arms or legs.

Even if I’m clean it’s still my ass. Asses could never really be that clean.

I use 4 towels. Hair, face, body, and genitals. And for those saying you should be clean, that’s all fine for yourself, but would you let your mother kiss your face when you know you wiped it after your ass? Yeah, no thanks.