I hike in sandals I got for $11 on rollback at Walmart. I don’t think most people need a backpack for hikes that are going to be a few hours at most. Bring a granola bar in your pocket if you really need food. Most people have some sort of bag that can carry things, it doesn’t have to be a backpack.

How so?

I’ll be using this as copy pasta with nudes substituted for various topics

They should offer a loisence for 1 extra sugar drink if you finish your mushy peas.