Saapas

How much does the maid charge for being jizzed on

People are pretty handy if they can make those long and thin slices of softer cheese with a knife

We are talking about walking right now though since that’s the preferable alternative to both

It would be silly to leave out the option of walking because the article didn’t mention it lol

I’d rather they walk or take public transit, taxi etc.

Could hurt other cyclists and pedestrians, especially other cyclists of going fast

Aladdin and the King of Thieves meme? Nice, loved that movie as a kid

Dude it clearly says 1941 smdh

Lol no, they aren’t going to try and find your ID in online data breaches. It’s a joke about these “send us your ID to confirm your age” things get breached all the time

That looks pretty cool

You censored shit but not fucking, that’s interesting

I wasn’t expecting this from that website

That goddamn name

I haven’t seen smoked salmon in sushi. Tbh I avoid most salmon sushi since it’s usually some of the most bland, without any taste salmon they use in sushi. The other rolls are much more tasty and interesting

Jokes about them can be funny, but dark humour is always a tightrope walk

Man I miss Pidgin

Oh dang that’s a stick

NFL Peaciest Prize for Bestest Person, gotta one up FIFA

But if that’s before the checks then you’d get that far just having a bomb under your jacket anyway. The liquid thing is to prevent you from blowing up planes and shit that comes after the check