I was working at a UPS sorting facility when a box of live snakes broke open. That was a fun day

Can I offer Ceaușescu as an option?

I bet there’s even more gold and copper in those things

Found my lawn furniture like this earlier. The wind is crazy today

There has never been a square meter of dirt that deserved a bomb dropped on it more than that square meter of dirt in that photo. The world would instantly be a better place.

It’s only illegal if you turn it on.

Just get a knockoff plastic cup that fits in there. I refill that thing with coffee grounds 3 time a day for probably less than a dollar

All this AI stuff basically is witchcraft. We should tie these tech bros to a rock and see if they float.

I’d like to smack Bethesda for making zero content mod breaking updates multiple times a year, and Steam too for forcing those updates on a 10+ year old single player game. At this point they have killed the modding scene in favor of paid mods and hyping up their fucking TV show.

SMACK