BuT It cOmEs wItH OfFiCiAl sUpPoRt pErFoRmEd bY A FrEeLaNcEr oN A FoRuM WhO CoPiEs yOuR QuEsTiOn iNtO An lLm aNd, sEcUrItY UpDaTeS Of hAlF An hOuR EvErY FiVe mInUtEs, So mUsT Be gOoD RiGhT?

• Corporate, probably

What the actual hell. I am going to be a revenge pirate now

Surely thats a skill that would do well at parties. Like if we could blow smoke out of our ears