Do that. Let the slopbox make all the decisions.

Fantastic.

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Couldn’t figure the last word.

That’s insane to me. I’m almost 40. But I don’t feel forty. I’m not 40 in my head.

If I sleep like this I stop breathing.

No Healthcare. Can’t afford it. So I sleep sitting up. Been doing so for more than a decade now. I sleep poorly. But I sleep.

Giving up arms is a non-starter.

Walk away.

That’s how I do it. I keep my ass in the slow lane.

I don’t get in a hurry for anyone. I drive like an old bitch. Don’t like it? Go around. Roads open on both ends.

I ain’t got ticket money. I ain’t got broke shit money either.

Of all the shit nobody asked for.

Well. At least it’s not actively harmful like most things these days. (Cough COPILOT cough)

Real hours up in here.

Ah yes. The Israeli response.

SOMEONE CALL KIM

HE PROMISED

Smartest IT guy.

Not IT Professional. IT Guy.

Big difference. My dumb ass could be an IT guy. I can fix printers and replace peripherals. I can’t troubleshoot a database. I am not an IT Professional.

Elon soon - “I did not have sexual relations with those children”

$80 in the US. Because our president is a buffoon

I shall lead a peasant revolt!

I’m willing to risk it.

From functional economy to broke and busted to begging the US for $20,000,000,000 to keep that busted economy afloat in 2 or 3 years.

Can we beat Argentina’s speedrun time to crashing our economy with bitcoin?

I think we can.

Which is exactly why GDP is so stupid as a metric of economic health, and precisely why it’s the primary indicator of economic health used by our government.

Because it’s bullshit they can point at and talk about how great things are while the real economy is breaking down around us.