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In Russia it is illegal to grow old.

When I was a kid my buddies and I would stop in a burger joint and play I Touch Myself as many times as we had quarters and leave.

We would also play Scatman at this little diner we would go for breakfast. The juke selection was in all the booths.

I went in there like twice as a kid, they were like this shit is too expensive. It’s the corpse of someone elses childhood.

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I generally do functional prints or iterative prototyping. Friends and family like the tchotchkes though so I do print them from time to time.

Oh you’re a liar and a Nazi. What a turd.

Charlie Kirk. Do Charlie next. Insane astroturfing with that fuck.

I mean I do manual labor. I am pretty strong plus the weight. I don’t fight or act like I fight though. The beard is just a beard, I don’t have a strong chin. No flannel though, I have been thinking of getting an outfit for fall like Red Green, keep you stick on the ice.

Face is too proportionate to the head.

It happens. You’re still breathing. That’s what counts.

Said some Taliban in a video deserved death. About that dispassionately too.

It’s an old phrase coined by Milton Berl. A subversion of Ladies and Gents.