What’s sad is because the current “administration” is so fucking stupid, they’ll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"…
“Back to the dark age” is not just a saying. The current Us Admin would abslolutely bring witch hunts back if it fueled their hate preachings.
Anybody got the email address of those Etsy Witches? I got a gig for them.
Please do Putin please do Putin
putin is kept alive by a rasputin necromancer, who help ressurected lich mcconnel too…
Nonsense. Rasputin is long time dead and is only considered alive because he was resurrected as a zombie by Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox church. Putin can be kept alive only by sacrificing the US politicians like John McCain
And Trump and JD Vance :3
Слушай, ну Трамп это помощнее фигура. Я думаю что его ауру окутывают несколько слоев магической защиты +9
Причај српски да те цијели свијет разумије :3 Трумп и Путин си могу попушит курац :3
Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?
Or Andrej Plenković x Zoran Milanović YAOI hentai??
Come fucking on. That is the most annoying thing I ever hear, why did you have to say it? I refuse.
Don’ t shame kinks. Charlie Kink
Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?
Brain bleach stat! Please. What a horrific mental image.
Wait till you see Trump x Kim Jong Un YAOI
vance is just THiel’s ‘familiar’ pet
But how will Trump know what to do without Putin’s orders? Better take him out also.
witches to do make uses of effective hexes and curses.
OK so, in Wicca at least (not sure about other traditions) there’s this thing called the Rule of Three: everything you send out will come back three times as hard, including with Magic.
So, I wonder how the rule of three will deal with this?
Don’t mind me, just going to become Wiccan so I can send someone an orgasm…
I have to assume that any witch selling curses on Etsy doesn’t believe in the Rule of Three.
I wonder how many really identify as witches and actually cast the spells people pay them for.
Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, Donald Trump. Go wicca witches, do your thing!
Edit: I will also accept Tucker Carlson and Nigel Farage
Three Nazis will be removed from their lives as well.
Wait it’s like buy one get 3 free? What a bargain.
Maybe one of them performed their spell over the dark web, with bitcoin as sacrifice.
I hope the witches encrypted their spells so they can’t be traced.
Next week in EU: “We’re proposing a new bill, called ‘SpellControl’, for the safety of our people”
Antimagic collars for all spell casters, for your safety. You can still cast spells must must verify your ID and choose from a list of approved magics.
Good luck, they’re behind seven pentagrams.
Virtual Pentagram Network.







